Can I hide it inside you?ġ1. I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.ġ2. Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?ġ3. I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby making technique with you.ġ4. Let’s play carpenter. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.ģ. Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.Ĥ. One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help me prove him wrong?ĥ. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.Ħ. Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.ħ. Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw.Ĩ. Want to see if you can add “has an awesome gag reflex” to your resume?ĩ. Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?ġ0. The FBI wants to steal my penis. Funny, Dirty Pick-Up Linesġ. Hey girl, is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.Ģ.
When that happens, instead of getting laid like you want, you’ll end up with a drink sloshed onto your face. You should use these pick up lines at your own risk because anyone who is easily offended probably won’t be happy with hearing them. Just be careful with who you decide to approach at parties. You can break them out whenever there is a lull in conversation with your friends or whenever you want to break the ice with someone new. Anyone with a good sense of humor will appreciate them.
These raunchy, inappropriate, dirty pick up lines probably won’t make anyone fall madly in love with you - but they will definitely earn you a laugh. By January Nelson Updated January 21, 2022
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